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Typhoid Tim: Family Germ Spreader
Fingers That Reach Out and Touch
Our Typhoid Tim never met a food he couldn’t
contaminate. As Typhoid Tim
passes though the kitchen his fingers dart out and plunge into any food under
preparation or left unguarded on a plate. The word finger-food has a whole
new meaning to our Typhoid Tim.
Once at a clan gathering someone came around with a
tray of hors' d' oeurves . This gourmet display of delectable
food was covered with a clear piece of cellophane. You had to discreetly uncover it and
stab what you wanted with a toothpick. Typhoid Tim reached under the cellophane and
tapped on the top of all the hors' d' oeurves like he was playing a
piano! The hors deourves became his
keyboard as he talked to the server.
If you have a basket of rolls, or a bag of cookies,
Typhoid Tim feels compelled to touch each and every individual roll, and
cookie befoe choosing the one he is about to eat. As for a can of nuts, he
plunges his fingers right to the bottom, fishes around and drags out a few
leaving who knows what behind.
(Actually, many people do this, not just Typhoid
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Double dipping? Our Typhoid Tim invented
it. If you keep a watchful
eye on him, you will catch him taking his fork out of his mouth and dipping
directly into the serving dish of mashed potatoes. Anyone want seconds?
We have all heard of those people who get up in the middle of the night,
raid the refrigerator, and then drink directly out of the container be it milk
or soda, and then slyly place the container back in place. I asked Typhoid
Tim if he had this nocturnal habit. His response was a no comment
along with a mea culpa smile.
Underwear in Microwave
Typhoid Tim recently did something I had never seen
before. He placed a young
child’s underwear in the microwave! He came marching into the kitchen
brandishing the underwear in one hand while reaching for something to eat
with the other. He then went directly to the microwave, tossed in the
underwear, and casually set the timer. No, he hadn’t confused the microwave
with the wash machine. His
response to the shocked observers was, “Hey, they are clean. They just came
out of the wash.” You see,
he wanted to dry them.
Sick Often in Winter
I would be remiss not to mention that Typhoid
Tim is sick more often than most people during the winter
months. It seems that every cold, every virus, and every diarrhea causing bug
comes his way. Maybe a rocket scientist could figure out the reason why! To
Tim's credit, even though he is a germ spreading nightmare, he is a wonderful
guy in need of training!
Cost of handwashing
posters: Considering what you must pay for a doctor's
office visit, time lost from work or school, and the suffering caused from
hand to mouth germ contamination, a dozen Brain Grease handwashing posters is
a real bargain! Grab your copies now to reduce doctor's bills and to promote
Value...Handwashing posters get "other people" to wash
their hands. This helps us all avoid contacting germs called
customers consist of corporations,
hospitals, universities, schools, day care centers, retirement homes, and
government health agencies. State health agencies influenced us to
give a special discount to orders of 1,000 or
You will find our posters displayed at Harvard
University and many of the hospitals in the Boston area. If you
wish to order a thousand posters or more, please email us or call us for a special
discount. Contact details below.
|Quantities may be limited, so order now to meet
future needs. Any event dealing with health and handwashing
initiatives will be enhanced with these posters. For guraranteed
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1 Germ Farm Poster
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confident we are that you will love them!
Contact: Brain Grease 518-854-3088 6 West
Broadway, Salem, NY 12865
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